b) The UPS man leaves your package at the front gate. (yes, they know how to get in the gate)
c) The UPS man throws your package OVER the front gate. (This happened today)
and
d) The cows eat the package and the contents.
You can't make this stuff up folks.... I ordered a bag, it was delivered today and eaten by the cows today.
See the cow's teeth marks in the last pic!!!!!